You fight monsters too?? And dark mages??

[He's fanboying now. He's fought 'monsters' too--if humans who intentionally mutated themselves count--but never with magic or anything.]

Aside from the stuff like finding kitties, that sounds cool! ...You haven't found any cats that eat pencil shavings, have you? You know, I met a Ninja recently who also did lots of odd jobs and stuff in her home...I never thought people who do cool things like you also did such normal things!