Mission 21 [action]

[redhairedknight]

[For most of the past week, Erza has been wandering around town as usual, with no particular destination in mind.  She believes that she's some sort of dragon, and is stuck wearing an odd suit of armour that vaguely looks like one, (like the image, but with large wings on the back) but beyond her attitude and her mistaken belief that she can breathe fire, not much has changed.

Now, however, she's convinced that she needs a hoard of treasure, as that is something that dragons tend to have.  So, once she's climbed through a window or broken through a door, she'll be combing the buildings of Luceti, searching for anything shiny and bringing it to the roof of Community House 3.  It could be a precious heirloom, or it could be a piece of tinfoil - she's not particularly picky.  She's not particularly stealthy, either, seeing as she's wearing a bulky suit of armour, so it shouldn't be hard to catch her in the act.  Anyone who follows her to her "lair" will find that she's already got a decent pile started - her own weapons and armour.]

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[doubleppk]

What makes you so sure of that?

....

Besides. That is what they all say. [To be fair... THEY DID SAY THAT.]

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

I know this because all dragons who entered my path have fallen before me. Even the greatest of wizards tremble before my might! [Admittedly, she hasn't seen any dragons recently, and the only wizard she's encountered was Luffy dressed up like one, but she's not going to let something as silly as the truth take away from what she believes to be her accomplishments.]

[doubleppk]

You don't say. [ :|-faced. Fujiko isn't so impressed, but whatever, Malnosso and their silly plots.]

You must be hungry then. It takes a lot to feed all that fire.

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

...Admittedly, it does, but I should not require sustenance for... [Her stomach growls - beyond a candy house, she hasn't had a whole lot to eat recently.]

If you shall grant me food, and never speak of it to anyone, then I shall spare the rest of your possessions. ["Normally", she wouldn't stoop so low as to ask a human for help, but this place doesn't exactly have a lot of cattle that she can feast on.]

[doubleppk]

Sure thing.

[She has... eggs. Fujiko can't cook. No but seriously. She opens up the fridge again. And aside from jewels hidden in there in strange places, it's got weird stuff. And ramen, because that she can cook.] What will be your pleasure?

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

Anything that you have shall do, as long as it is edible and you have it in large quantities. ...Also, any meat that you can find. [She's not particularly picky at this point - houses made of candy, delicious though they may be, aren't all that filling.]

[doubleppk]

[Hands over some chicken -- completely uncooked, please don't get salmonella, and a jar of olives.]

You might have to try the grocer's shop if that doesn't work, sorry.

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

...This should suffice. [That's about the closest thing to a "thanks" that anyone's going to get out of her for this event. At any rate, she starts wolfing down the food, disregarding anything that resembles manners.]

[doubleppk]

[Gross. But given that Fujiko's met dragons before, this is still more polite than them at least.]

Ah... even raw?

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

It shall be cooked enough once it enters my stomach. An advantage to being able to breathe fire. [...Except she can't really do that, so it won't go nearly as well as she expects.]

[doubleppk]

If you say so Cutie.

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

[Erza coughs, nearly choking on the chicken that she's eating.] ...I was not aware that humans considered dragons to be "cute"... [Even like this, compliments tend to leave her flustered.]

[doubleppk]

Well, I do. But you can disregard that as you see fit.